Archive for December, 2005

Thanks…

December 22, 2005

Thanks to the colleagues (and friends) here at work who made my last day (1 day before my bday) a good one by surprising me with donuts, coffee and a special birthday cupcake (the size of my head) and a nice card too. Oh and thanks in advance to Randall for mocking this post!

Oh, and for those of you looking for me at 12 noon today…you can find me at the Plazoo with my good buddy Matt!

Cheers!
Andrew

“I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex.”

-Jack Handey

Short and Sweet

December 21, 2005

Well, I’m not going to write a huge blog AGAIN today. Something short and sweet for the three readers I have! :)

Hmmm, ok I lied…I couldn’t think of anything. So here goes a long winded attempt at another “deep” blog.

Yesterday Amy (friend and colleague) mentioned this site where you could write yourself an email and have it sent to yourself in the future. SOOOO, if you felt like being deep like Amy and Matt you could write yourself predicting “where” you’ll be in the future! Which apparently is MORE deep then what I thought would make sense, which, was to email myself what I did today so I can get it, say four years later, and say “Hey, yeah, I remember that day!” or “Wow, I did that?”. Anyhow, I think they are both good ideas! GUYS!!!
So, with that being said, I was reminded of how many times in the past I tried to “landmark” certain events in my mind so that I could look back on them and remeber those moments. For example, my last week at my first job I tried to take certain “snapshots” of the place so I could look back and remember those moments. Guess what…didn’t work! lol Not sure if it’s because I have the brain capacity of a squirrel or if because I just have a bad memory but for whatever reason, I can’t remember what it was I was trying to capture.

So, where am I going with all this!? Good question, I’m not sure I know…all I know is that I’m about to turn 25 and I can’t remember a damn thing! AHHHH

Since I was so “deep” in my blog, in closing I’d like to leave you with this “deep” quote:

“At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be “Clark Kent, Dentist,” because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, “How’s my back tooth?” and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, “Oh it’s okay,” then the patient would probably say, “Aren’t you going to take an X-ray, stupid?” and you’d say, “Aw fuck you, get outta here,” and then he probably wouldn’t even pay his bill.”

- Jack Handey

Super Andrew

Three More Sleeps…

December 20, 2005

Three more sleeps until I hit the quarter of a century mark. 25 years old…wow!

It amazes me because it seems like just yesterday that I was 5 years old running around my grandfather’s store (“The Store Famous” on the corner of York and Barrie St.) stealing candy and knocking the Portuguese bread off the shelves for kicks. Oh those were the days when the only thing I had to worry about was out running my brother after getting him in trouble with the parents again or trying to untie myself from a tree while my brother and his friends played cowboys and indians and made me their “sacrafice to the gods”.

I miss those days, where a “stressful day” would be the day of our big road hockey game which inevitably ended in a brawl with us (The Fairview Flames) kicking the crap out of those punks from Hillendale Avenue! That reminds me of how much of a brat I was, but to my credit I was a loyal brat! For instance, my brother got himself into trouble with our older and much larger next door neighbor, Brian. This of course led to a fight of sorts which ended with me jumping off the nearest picnic table like a flying squirrel and biting the first thing that landed between my teeth, which, luckily for Vern was Brian’s ear (Mike Tyson’s got nothin’ on me).

Then came École Cathédral, where I met some fun friends (Greg, Travis and Luke) and we had some pretty fun games of tackle football on our paved school yard! HAHA I remember waiting for that first snow fall so that we could play, which of course would only result in a few centimeters of snow, but that was good enough for us (idiots)! Oh and then there was my first girlfriend…Laura Kittner! LOL (I now realise this blog will only make sense to me for the most part, but hey, I like it), while the “big thing” was to be french kissing behind the dumpster on the school yard (how romantic) the biggest step I ever took was kissing Laura on the hand! HA, that was too funny.

And looking back to the days of high-school we all probably say the same thing: “I wish I knew then what I know now…”, this applies to all of us I think, but in different ways of course. With me it was more of a “I wish I was more outgoing with respect to getting to know people” (believe it or not, I was shy), by this I mean not being so worried about “cliques” and just trying to get to know people on a one-on-one basis. I wasn’t a “cool kid” and I wasn’t “loner” either, which I think is a good thing, but that made me sort of just sit back, go to school, play football and go home. That of course meant I didn’t really get to know many new people. But I did meet a couple good ones and to this day Adam is still one of my best friends, I mean we don’t get to see each other very often (school for him and work for me) but when it comes to Luke and Adam we can still get together and share anything as if we haven’t missed a beat.

Oh and in this “This Is My Life” blog entry I can’t not mention some of the experiences I had at my first job…McDonald’s! Oh, BTW, thanks Mom for kicking my ass when I turned 15 and making me get a job. I can’t blame her, I must have been annoying as hell to have around the house all day – just ask my coworkers Amy and Matt, they have to share an office with me!

While at McDonald’s I learned so much, not because of McDonald’s “great training” but because of the people there around me. I learned how to take criticism, how to motivate, how to self motivate, how to delegate, how to be responsible, how to work and most importantly how to “Clean As You Go”!!! ;) And of course, McDonald’s was where I met my first “real” girlfriend, Lindsay. This of course lasted pretty darn close to the present (close to 6 years). And for that I’m grateful because that relationship taught me a lot about life and love. I also met lots of good friends there, Adam MacLeod, Phil, Alisha, Chris, Ali, Jeremy (a.k.a. Randall), Al, Lacey, Colleen, Steve, Joel, Jon, Skittles (Boom Tisssttt Boys) and the list goes on and on. Side Note: The hardcore cage match we Adam, Adam, Phil and I had was one of the funniest memories I have to this day…oh and smoking pot in the *UNDISCLOSED LOCATION* was pretty funny too!

And now the present, after graduating from SLC with the “Four Horsemen” I was fortunate enough to find employment in the field. I say fortunately because the market was completely saturated when we graduated and only a few us actually managed to get positions in the field. While at college I met some really good friends and some people who would help teach me some great lessons in life and would be great tests for me as a person.

Needless to say the four of us have trimmed down to three and I’m happy with how it turned out because I learned a heck of a lot about the nature of certain people. Its hard for that to sound inoffensive but I mean it that way. At first I was resentful, but that has since turned to indifference and made me realise that no matter what some people say, they don’t always mean it. Which sounds completely obvious, however, the depth of what was being said made me think that there is no way someone could not mean what they just said, or there is no way someone could change their “feelings” about what they just said. But I was wrong, it happened, suddenly what was so strong and so conflicting was suddenly so weak and acceptable. It was quiet amazing actually, and I’m glad I was able to witness this. So thank you.

And this brings me to today…I have an amazing job and I work with some pretty amazing people who put up with me on a day-to-day basis. Thanks guys!

So that was the first 25 years of my life in a nut shell. Not overly exciting but for me it was quiet the learning experience. Now the true test will be how I can apply what I just learned in mapping the next 25 years of my life. Which of course, is REALLY important, because I need to make sure I have a kick-ass retirement! ;) Honestly though, I started this blog by saying I missed the days where I had nothing to worry about…but the truth is I can’t wait for the next challenge. I’m excited about getting my own place, about being a landlord, about my next relationship, about the next 15 years with Max and about seeing my friends and family grow over the next 25 years. Good luck everyone, and buckle up because it will be fun.

Cheers!
Andrew

Grossly Misunderstood

December 19, 2005

King Kong SPOILER WARNING:

Well I saw it this weekend, and let me tell you it was a great escape…BUT, oh so sad! OK, I know everyone knows how it ends (if you don’t, stop reading now)!

I knew how the show was going to end, I mean we all knew they were going to kill the beast. I was alright with that before the movie started but once Kong got a hold of Ann and we (the audience) were treated to the silent dialogue between Kong and Ann I began to understand that he was just grossly misunderstood. Of course he was ugly and hairy and probably smelt a bit too which I’m sure were all reasons that led to his demise, but aside from that he was alright. The only character who gave him a chance was Ann (she didn’t have much of a choice) and once she got over the smelly part she grew to realise he was a gentle and loving creature that could also kick some ass when the need arised (three T-Rex’s in one scene = AWESOME).

Anyhow, I know this blog is really fracutred and I’m not sure how to word it any better…”Why are you so off Andrew?”…well I’m glad you asked, you see…I’m a pretty sensitive guy (SURPRISEEEE) and this movie got to me. I’m actually mad that it got to me. However, despite my anger and resulting depression I realise that that is what made Kong such a good movie (aside from the amazing effects and good acting – Jack Black annoyed the piss out of me as Carl Denham), the fact that the character development was so well done that you leave the theatre pissed off because they killed Kong.

Ugh, see! Now I’m even more frustrated because not only did King Kong piss me off but now I can’t even write a “deep” blog about how depressed it made me! DAMMIT! Screw it, I’m going to be one with nature now in tribute to my good buddy Kong!!!

*beats chest and runs off into the nearest conservation area*

King Kong

What Constitutes a Snow Day?

December 16, 2005

Ok, nothing better to blog about today but this…”What constitutes a snow day?”.

Before I get the poll up, let me explain why I’m polling this:

I woke up last night at 1:30 and realised Max needed to go out. So I went outside (half asleep) in my slippers and boxers with no shirt on (sexy I know) and as Max disappeared around the corner of the house I went to follow him…that’s when it hit me: “HOLY F*CK! There is a foot of snow out here AND I’M HALF NAKED!”. So I ran back inside and Max followed. Once inside, the thought crossed my mind “I wonder if we’ll (Matt and I) be able to make it into work in the morning”.

6am rolled around and I woke my ass up and went outside with Max again and realised “HOLY F*CK there is more then a foot of snow out here!”.  Then I thought, there is no way Matt will want to drive in this shit, it’s just not right! So I gave him a call, “Bah, we’ll be alright” he says!  Remember, this guy grew up in the “snow belt” of Ontario. Twenty Five minutes later I get a call from Karla (Matt’s wife):

Karla: Hey, he said he’ll call you when he gets out of the driveway.

Andrew: What a nut!

Karla: Yeah, he’s shoveling, he’s not laughing now!

Andrew: LOL alright, I’ll be waiting!

Anyhow, we made it into work and now I am here and all I hear are sirens every 15 minutes…

SOOOOO, with that being said, take my poll and tell me whether you think it should be a snow day or not!

Take the Poll

Cheers!
Andrew

Hump Day

December 14, 2005

HEY EVERYBODY – “HI DR. NICK”…

WOAH, as you can see it’s “hump day” and I have absolutely nothing worth blogging about so I wrote what popped into my head and sure enough “The Simpsons” was it!  LOL wow, what does that say about me?  That Homer and I are one in the same in that when we are trying to think of something or do something, useless (but amusing) cartoons pop into our heads?  Yikes, that’s a scary thought!

Anyhow, I guess that’s all I got for now…

Homer

Something To Be Proud Of…

December 13, 2005

Congratulations goes out to my good buddy Paul Shortt for getting hired at IBM! Finally the guy that kicked so much ass in school (not literally – mind you he’s got the skills to pay those bills too) by working his ass off and helped so many of us along the way has been rewarded for all his hard-work! Atta boii Paul, well done! Although he was pretty quick to get a job in T.O. after school he found it unrewarding and grew to dislike his situation, BUT, he persevered, carried on, continued hunting and now it has all paid off! He’s working for one of the best and biggest companies (tech) in the world!

This is a lesson to all of us…no matter how crappy your current situation is we must stay determined! Granted, life IS short but it’s plenty long enough that after getting knocked down a few times picking yourself up and dusting yourself off is always well worth it!

There you have it, my first “cheesy� blog, but hey…You only live once!

Cheers!

Andrew

The Chronicles Of The Weekend: “The All-Nighter, The Cards and The Bad Beats”

December 12, 2005

WOW…I sure got the most out of this weekend.  Cards, cards and more cards with a movie and some booze…it was good times!

Friday night was a small fun poker game at Matt’s where I lost both games and both were on what we poker addicts like to refer to as “Bad Beats”.  But it was fun…got home around 2am and hit the hay.

Saturday was also nice as it was my dad’s birthday.  The grandparents were over for dinner along with my brother and the rest of our family.  After dinner and the festivities were over my brother and I decided to play a little heads-up poker.  Sure enough, I call Craig and just like that there is three of us playing poker (started at about 7 or 8pm)…Well 5 in the morning rolls around, we’re drunk and finally decide to call it a night while making the decision to go to see The Chronicles of Narnia sometime the next day.

I’m a nice guy so I make the boys some breakfast and we head to the 1:15 show…let me say this…THAT MOVIE SUCKED!  I’m sorry, I had high expectations and the whole time I was watching that POS I was begging for one of two things to happen: A) for it to end abruptly due to a power outage, or B) For me to be 4 years old again so I might have a chance to appreciate it.  Ok, so it’s a fairy tale movie and I knew that going into it…but don’t market it as having these massive fight scenes and mythological lions that rip peoples heads off…because all I saw were a bunch of kids leading an army of talking penguins during a 5 minute fight scene in a movie that was 2 hours and 12 minutes long.

So there you have it, my “Birthday”, “Movie Reviews”, “Poker” and “Rant” blog all in one!  Enjoy.

P.S. Did I mention that Narnia SUCKS!?

The Dean, The D-Man, The Deaner, The Big D

December 9, 2005

So last night was the annual Christmas party at the Dean’s house in Harrowsmith. Good times , good times! Free drinks (wine is good), free food (turkey is tasty) and free desert (I like mousse) what more can you ask for to kick off the Christmas holiday season!?

There were plenty of us there which was great because it made for some good conversation and great people watching (red sequence suspenders are in BTW). Nice little Thursday night indeed!

Merry Christmas,

What Can I Say?

Walk The Line

December 8, 2005

I went to see Walk The Line last night with Bernadette and Amy. What a good movie! Both Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon acted exceptionally well and sang even better. I thought the story started a little slow but after that it was entertaining the rest of the way through. I don’t want to ruin the movie for anyone who is like me and knows only a little bit about Johnny Cash, but I will say this…be ready for the “audition scene”! It is the turning point in Johnny Cash’s music career and it was AMAZINGLY portrayed by Joaquin Phoenix.

Anyhow, awesome movie, definitely worth seeing…BUT, obviously no big special effects so it may be worth waiting to rent as a “must see in theatre” movie is about to hit the big screen and if you have to choose one to see in theatres, I would have to say The Chronicles of Narnia is probably the way to go!

Walk The Line