So I got shit on today (literally) on my way into work this morning. I noticed it when I walked in to my office and saw a giant splooge of white stuff on my thigh (yeah, made me think twice too)…anyhow, it was gross. I cleaned it up as well as I could, but it’s stayed with me for the whole day.
I’ve heard a bird shitting on you is good luck, but so far today I’ve had to do Matt’s work twice, learned another job (know three now – do none *rim shot*) and polked myself in the eye! Hopefully I learn later today that my family has won the lottery, until then I don’t believe the hype that getting shit on is good luck!
Well, come to think of it, I haven’t been shushed yet today! YET…
Cheers!
Andrew
“I’d rather be rich than stupid.”
-Jack Handey
